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Texting Betty

January 31, 2018

Hip Grandmother: You know, I just love texting! (Leans in and winks at camera.)
The stuff your friends will tell you in a text, it’s crazy! I was recently texting with Betty, a sorority sister of mine. She’s always been a little on the fussy side. Anyway, Betty was bragging about the “beautiful” (air quotes) funeral she has in mind for herself. We’re talking pink roses, pink dress — and can you believe, even a pink casket.

To heck with all that! I’ve got something real simple planned. Some cocktails, Elivis tunes, a little dancing. And for goodness sake, NO pink! I can’t stand pink.

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