The other day, my son got to asking me what kind of funeral I want.
I says, “Look, I didn’t want you kids spending a ton of money on this. So I’ve already planned my cremation with some folks who understand what I want — and how much a funeral should ACTUALLY cost. “They even loved my ideas. From the where I want my funeral to my choice of music, they understood ME.”
My son says, “Dad, that’s great… but please tell me you’re not having your funeral at Uncle Billy’s piano bar.”
I says, “That’s for me to know and you to find out.” (Laughing)
I’ll tell ya, I hope they’re ready for a sing-along. Uncle Billy’s plans a mean Piano Man.