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  • Texting Betty

    January 31, 2018 Leave a Comment

    Hip Grandmother: You know, I just love texting! (Leans in and winks at camera.) The stuff your friends will tell you in a text, it’s crazy! I was recently texting with Betty, a sorority sister of mine. She’s always been a little on the fussy side. Anyway, Betty was bragging about the “beautiful” (air quotes)…

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  • Piano Bar

    January 08, 2018 Leave a Comment

    The other day, my son got to asking me what kind of funeral I want. I says, “Look, I didn’t want you kids spending a ton of money on this. So I’ve already planned my cremation with some folks who understand what I want — and how much a funeral should ACTUALLY cost. “They even…

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  • Dad’s Uniform

    December 04, 2017 Leave a Comment

    Father and son. Father is somewhat overweight and wearing a VFW hat. Son: I’ve always been super proud of my dad here. (Pats his dad on the shoulder.) Not only is he the toughest dude I know, he’s also a decorated veteran. Dad: Did two tours in Vietnam. Son: We hope Dad is with us…

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  • Preplan – A Story

    December 04, 2017 Leave a Comment

    Grandpa Joe’s Beach Celebration As a Florida native who was born and raised just a few miles from the Atlantic, Grandpa Joe was a beach-lover to his very core. Almost every weekend of his life, Joe would drive out to the beach with his family to spend a day of fun in the sun. He…

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