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Archive for January, 2018

  • Texting Betty

    January 31, 2018 Leave a Comment

    Hip Grandmother: You know, I just love texting! (Leans in and winks at camera.) The stuff your friends will tell you in a text, it’s crazy! I was recently texting with Betty, a sorority sister of mine. She’s always been a little on the fussy side. Anyway, Betty was bragging about the “beautiful” (air quotes)…

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  • Piano Bar

    January 08, 2018 Leave a Comment

    The other day, my son got to asking me what kind of funeral I want. I says, “Look, I didn’t want you kids spending a ton of money on this. So I’ve already planned my cremation with some folks who understand what I want — and how much a funeral should ACTUALLY cost. “They even…

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